Worse things happen at sea you know

Well today was another wonderful Monday, not that Monday at work was that terrible, the day descended rapidly once I left the office.

1. My credit card is unrecognisable to any device invented by man

2. My Oyster card was out of credit

3. When I bought my Mocha in Starbucks they forgot the cream

4. When I managed to get to the front of the DLR some tramp had dumped 3 pints of Strongbow all over the floor

5. My phone is no longer working because I have a £160 bill coming on the 4th so my account is now blocked-what can I say, I love to talk. For some reason 02 have decided they don't want to actually make any money

6. When I got home my landlords have guests which means no bath for me

7. It takes 3 hours for me to connect to the internet so I'm unable to talk with my girlfriend

8. I have a huge pimple resulting from a number of ingrown hairs on my chin

9. I've received a pack of razor blades in the mail (I did order them, but still after a day like this a tad inappropriate)

10. I put my favourite tie through the washing machine

Still- I managed to buy some new pants and cotton socks-so tomorrow I have one of life's greatest and most rare privileges-COMPLETELY FRESH UNDERWEAR

After all this I have to expect that tomorrow is going to be especially fortuitous, which is good because I have an important interview. What a way to start of a the new year! With a new job and some clean underwear.


So despite everything that happened this evening I think Monty python say it best: